Sunday, March 06, 2005

Smoking Squared

Spurgeon said to a Methodist critic, "If I ever find myself smoking to excess, I promise I shall quit entirely."
"What would you call smoking to excess?" the man asked.
"Why,smoking two cigars at the same time!" was the answer.

1 comment:

trawlerman said...

Oscar Wilde:
A cigarette is the perfect type of perfect pleasure. It is exquisite and it leaves one unsatisfied.

(quote found at Tim Eaton's blog and I've been waiting for an opportunity to use it since I found it. Thanks for the excuse.)
Tim Eaton once wrote some good articles for New Christendom. Now he's a drug user and covenant runaway. God grant him grace.